Last updated: September 24, 2026
By using orvoi.com, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, that's fine — you can still enjoy the fact that The Existential Chatbot exists, from a distance.
Orvoi is a collection of satirical, intentionally-flawed AI-flavored web tools, built for entertainment. None of the 22 tools are designed to give reliable, accurate, or professional-grade output — that's the entire point. Nothing on this site is real advice: not the career coaching, not the horoscopes, not the recipes, and definitely not the password judgments.
You agree to use Orvoi only for lawful purposes and not to:
— Attempt to disrupt, overload, or reverse-engineer the site or its tools in a harmful way
— Use any tool's output as factual, medical, legal, financial, or safety-critical advice
— Submit content (via Contact or Submit an Idea) that is illegal, hateful, or infringes on someone else's rights
If you submit a tool idea, feedback, or content through the Submit an Idea or Contact pages, you grant us permission to use, adapt, publish, or ignore it entirely, with or without credit, as part of the site. Don't submit anything you don't want us to use. We may feature submissions publicly (e.g., on the Hall of Shame) unless you ask us not to.
Orvoi and all 22 tools are provided "as is" and, frankly, as advertised: unreliable. We make no guarantees about accuracy, uptime, availability, or that any tool will produce the same output twice. "Fully functional" on our homepage is doing some comedic heavy lifting.
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Orvoi and its operator are not liable for any damages or losses arising from your use of the site or reliance on any tool's output — including, but not limited to, decisions made based on The Overconfident Career Coach or meetings accidentally multiplied by The Meeting Scheduler That Adds Meetings.
This site may display third-party advertising (including via Google AdSense) and links to external sites. We don't control and aren't responsible for the content, policies, or practices of those third parties. See our Privacy Policy for more on advertising.
The Orvoi name, branding, tool concepts, and original site content belong to Orvoi. You're welcome to share links to the site and use the embeddable badge; please don't copy the site's content or tools wholesale for your own project.
We may update these terms as the site evolves. Material changes will be reflected in the "Last updated" date above. Continued use of the site after changes means you accept the updated terms.
Questions about these terms? Email admin@orvoi.com.